(Source: bricesander)

theirs:

a zoo of dogs dressed up as other animals

r3nt-2-0:

Random person:
Top Gear is a show about cars, right?

Me:
Right..

Random person:
So why they are in the jungle and one of them is screaming “I’m the god of hellfire” with a chainsaw in his hands?

Me:
…because…well,it’s complicated.

sexualbae:

won’t drink lukewarm water but i’ll put another person’s genitals in my mouth


dolphinsweater:

comicshans:

I googled ‘knockoff mcdonalds’ and was not disappointed

Michael Alone


vinebox:

Willow Smith made this Vine about her brother bruh

(Source: vinebox)

whiteboyfriend:

I wonder if the 19 kids and counting parents know that statistically like two of their kids are gay